Wednesday, August 29, 2012

How to Be a Funny Person!

It's not unusual to want to be a funny person. I think everyone wants the attention you can get from it. Not to mention the reputation of being the "funny friend" I think you know what I'm talking about lol. One thing you should always keep in mind is to keep things light! Don't let yourself think too much about what you want to say, or how you want to say it. Let the opportunities present itself and then expound on them in a humorous way.


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Example could be lightly making fun of other friends in the group (make sure the friend you're making fun of already likes you first, haha) you and some friends are at a restaurant and brad accidentally spilled his drink on himself. While everyone is laughing at the situation you could make it even funnier by keeping a straight face, looking brad in the eye and waiting for the laughter to calm down. Then say something like,

"your mom tried to warn me that I might want to bring a sippy cup for you...I did not listen.."

How to Be a Funny Person!

Other ways to be funny could include your body language and facial expressions. Don't be a statue or monotone when you are talking. Be expressive, be a little outgoing. Don't try to shove your business at everyone, instead let them notice that you are funny. Don't try to convince them you can make them laugh, let them decide for themselves that hey This guy is funny! or, When did you become so funny?

Another thing to consider is making sure you're not taking yourself seriously at all. If you're going to be funny, you're going to have to learn to laugh and make fun of yourself. This is a great method of inviting people to your sense of humor.

Speaking of sense of humor, you should really spend time by yourself and figure out what kind of sense of humor you really have. Is it an eccentric one? (Think Dane Cook) Maybe it's a witty, quick and smart one. (think Jon Stewart) What about an overly angry sense of humor (think Lewis Black) maybe you like to play on puns or slapstick. Maybe you like to play on meaningful insights and thoughts (kind of like a smart sense of humor) Watch a LOT of different stand up comics to get a feel for what you think is funniest.

How to Be a Funny Person!

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Monday, August 27, 2012

How Using Comedy Can Help to Boost Your English Language Learners' Performance

An Interesting Case Study

In a research case study at the Jefferson Institute in Washington, D.C., a group of college students was given a problem-solving task. The students were divided into two groups. One group listened to comedy tapes for ten minutes prior to being given the problem-solving task. The other group got nothing prior to being given the same problem-solving task.

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The results?

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From the group that received nothing prior to the task only 20% solved the problem.

From the group that listened to the comedy tape more than 80% solved the problem!

Interesting, isn't it? Although almost everyone enjoys a good laugh now and then.

The Comedy Format

This seems to work using a variety of input modes. The input comedy can be in the form of listening to audio tapes or CDs. Reading funny riddles and jokes or other comedy in writing seems to be effective also. The effectiveness of comedy videos, whether TV or other video (visual) format is still under study and debate as additional factors are then introduced. I'm testing the use of short audio-visual segments prior to intensive input sessions and exams for the relative effectiveness of using comedy. So far, the results have been promising.

Another form of comedy input worth mentioning is the teacher. If the teacher can slip in a good, funny story, anecdote or even a mild joke or two it often seems to serve the same purpose of having a positive effect on the learners.

Where such is possible, you might also consider posting a short comic strip or panel in the class room, on a board in the teacher's room or classroom, even sending one attached to a class e-mail or online class posting site. There doesn't seem to be any reason why these shouldn't have some positive effect as well.

Why Not ...

Why don't you start looking through your favorite comic strips for a few especially humorous ones that might even be teaching - learning related? You could post these prominently to be read by your learners or other teachers. Look for humorous essays, articles and editorials too. Many are available online and from local newspapers, magazines or printed publications. I actually subscribe to having a daily comic strip delivered to my e-mail inbox each day and eagerly look forward to what the day's quip will be. If you'll try inserting a bit of comedy into your class routine (and your life) each day, at the very least, it'll help brighten your day and that of many others, including your learners. As the studies show, it can even help to boost your English language learners' performance.

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Sunday, August 26, 2012

List of Pranks

It can happen to anyone anywhere and at anytime. One may suddenly find themselves fall prey to some twisted individual's sick sense of humor. This list of pranks serves notice on some of the classic practical jokes one should look out for... Or perhaps try out for themselves before someone else plays it on them first!

ALARM CLOCK RUDE AWAKENING

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All that is needed for this prank is, obviously enough, an alarm clock. First, the alarm clock is set to go off in the middle of the night. Then, it is to be hidden somewhere in the intended victim's bedroom, in the least likely spot it can be detected. The victim will be in deep slumber when the clock suddenly rings out in the dead of night, instantly jolting him awake.

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BUCKET OF WATER ON THE DOOR

The main component of this prank is, of course, a bucket filled with water. However, one may opt to fill the bucket with any other type of liquid or goo; the grosser, the better. A door is left slightly ajar and the bucket of whatever is carefully balanced on top of it. The victm then opens the door, tipping the bucket over and spilling its contents on the unfortunate person.

WHOOPIE CUSHION

This is of course that well-known inflated rubber device that simulates the sound of flatulence when sat upon by an unsuspecting victim. While a classic prank, the whoopie cushion is not quite as simple to pull off as it may seem, as the rather large cushion has to be placed in an inconspicuous spot.

INVISIBLE INK

Here's a prank that is also a cool spy trick. The special disappearing ink involved can be bought from a novelty store or purchased online. This tricky type of ink contains a substance that causes it to "magically" disappear when exposed to air. One can spill it on someone's clothes and watch in amusement the person's reaction first at their clothes getting ruined, then at the ugly ink stain miraculously vanishing in a few minutes. There are also trick pens available containing special ink that disappears within 48 hours.

ITCHING POWDER

Another classic prank paraphernalia readily available in novelty shops online and off. While itching powder naturally irritates the skin, causing it to itch uncontrollably, it is not toxic. One need not worry about any long-term harmful side-effects, and the itching stops once the powder is washed off.

SQUIRTING FLOWER

This trick flower, yet another classic practical joke gadget, can be placed either on a lapel or hidden among a bouquet of flowers. Just invite someone to smell the flowers, and as soon as they get near enough, squeeze the bulb connected to the tube that will squirt water on the victim's face.

JOY BUZZER

One should always be careful who they shake hands with. They might be victimized by this small, easily-hidden hand-held device that gives the unwary victim a mild electric shock.

COIN STUCK ON THE FLOOR

This is one of the easiest pranks one can perform. All it takes is to glue a coin onto a noticeable spot on the ground. Anyone who happens upon it and bends down to pick it up will be very surprised.

Practical jokes such as those mentioned in this list of pranks come in forms both simple and elaborate. As in beauty, humor is perhaps in the eye of the beholder; how funny a joke is depends on which end of it people find themselves on. Where pranks are concerned, one must have a good sense of humor, as well as be a good sport.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Graphic Novels Review - Comic Classics

Comics are a culture all by themselves. No other medium is capable of combining so much in one hit. To anyone who never had the fortune to lose themselves in a graphic novel, they really are missing out on a gem. To the uninitiated, those seemingly static picture boxes appear as lifeless drawings. Make no mistake, in the way your imagination takes hold when reading a story. Your entire being gets drawn in when reading a graphic novel.

A good graphic novel will beat a film hands down, nine times out of ten the plot is a hell of a lot better, the characters are more three dimensional (yes there are two dimensional drawings but forget the irony) and the general pace and rhythm of a graphic novel far exceeds most of the pulp available on the big screen today.

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The beauty of the comic industry is that all involved aren't doing it because it is a job that pays. You know that each and every sketch artist, inker, writer and editor sweats over their work with obsessive passion. Comic book artists don't just jump on the gravy train and start knocking out comics because it is easy and doesn't require any thought or skill on their part. You know that each novel has had a lot of time and energy put into it. On the other hand, any number of major players in the movies industry don't even need to have a passion for films. They just need to be good at number crunching and making the board meetings on time. Take a look at some of the soulless rubbish that makes it to the big screen and you start to realize it is more to do with a formula than a piece of art. The right A list celebrity, continual bombardment advertising, soundtracks, games, poster, mugs etc.

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Graphic novels on the other hand are purely a stand alone affair. Nothing else exists to prop up a latest release, yet the fan base is big enough to keep comics alive.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Strange Days - The World's Top 75 Silly Holidays and Commemoration Days

As I am wont to do on a Tuesday morning in July, I was daydreaming about International Talk Like a Pirate Day, which I make a point of honoring every year. And, in true Carrie Bradshaw style, I "couldn't help but wonder" how many other silly holidays and commemoration days there are in the world.

A quick trawl round the 'Net revealed that there are in fact hundreds of weird and wonderful holidays and commemoration days celebrated around the world. Far too many to list here, so here are my top 75. They're all real - Google them if you don't believe me!

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16 January - Appreciate a Dragon Day
22 January - Answer your Cat's Questions Day ('When's dinner?' 'What's for dinner?' 'Dinner?')
26 January - Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
31 January - National Gorilla Suit Day
7 February - Wave all your Fingers at your Neighbours Day
8 February - Laugh and Get Rich Day
13 February - Blame Someone Else Day
21 February - Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day
3 March - What if Cats and Dogs had Opposable Thumbs Day
14 March - International Fanny Pack Day (possibly only funny in the UK)
20 March - Snowman Burning Day (how does that work?)
31 March - National "She's Funny That Way" Day
11 April - International "Louie Louie" Day
15 April - Take a Wild Guess Day
23 April - Talk like Shakespeare Day
24 April - National Hairball Awareness Day
26 April - Hug an Australian Day
1 May - No Pants Day
3 May - Lumpy Rug Day
3 May - National Two Different Coloured Shoes Day
4 May - Respect for Chickens Day
9 May- Stay up All Night Day
13 May - Root Canal Appreciation Day
14 May - National Chicken Dance Day
20 May - International Day of Dishwashing Liquids
22 May - National Wig Out Day
28 May - Slugs Return from Capistrano Day
2 June - Yell "Fudge" at the Cobras in North America Day
6 June - Doo-dah Day
8 June - Upsy Daisy Day
19 June - World Sauntering Day
22 June - Stupid Guy Thing Day
26 June - Ugly Dog Day
29 June - Please Take my Children to Work Day (...because they are driving me bloomin' mad)
1 July - Second Half of the Year Day
2 July - I Forget Day
3 July - Compliment your Mirror Day (oh baby, you're soooo good at reflections...)
6 July - Take your Webmaster to Lunch Day
10 July - Don't Step on a Bee Day
13 July - Embrace your Geekness Day
22 July - Spoonerism Day
25 July - Cow Appreciation Day (oh Daisy, you're really moo-tiful)
7 August - Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day
8 August - Sneak Some Zucchini onto your Neighbour's Porch Night (could this be any more random?)
12 August - Sewing Machine Day
17 August - Meaning of "is" Day (go on then - what does "is" mean?)
22 August - Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day
28 August - Race your Mouse Around the Icons Day
28 August - Crackers Over the Keyboard Day
5 September - Be Late for Something Day
19 September - International Talk Like a Pirate Day
19 September - Wife Appreciation Day
19 September - Big Whopper Liar Day (I'm sure there's a way to combine all three of 19 September's silly holidays...)
26 September - Fish Amnesty Day (don't worry, Codfather - you're safe, for one day only)
12 October - International Moment of Frustration Scream Day
12 October - National Kick Butt Day
14 October - Be Bald and Be Free Day
17 October - World Toy Camera Day
22 October - Caps Lock Day (or is that CAPS LOCK DAY?)
27 October - Cranky Co-Workers Day
30 October - Create a Great Funeral Day (like you're going to be around to enjoy it...)
30 October - Haunted Refrigerator Night
8 November - Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day (my husband's socks ought to do the trick)
18 November - Married to a Scorpio Support Day
19 November - World Toilet Day
19 November - Have a Bad Day Day
20 November - Name your PC Day (I typed this list on Beryl, my trusty laptop)
25 November - Tie One On Day
30 November - Stay at Home because you're Well Day
1 December - Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day (totally baffled by this one... anyone?)
5 December - Ninja Day
5 December - Bathtub Party Day (those bathtubs really know how to celebrate)
15 December - Cat Herders Day
16 December - Barbie and Barney Backlash Day

Strange Days - The World's Top 75 Silly Holidays and Commemoration Days

And if none of those tickle your fancy, there's always 26 March - Make up your Own Holiday Day.

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Monday, August 13, 2012

The Art of the Funny Facebook Status

You've joined Facebook, added your friends, and reconnected with the people you went to high school with (even those you don't remember). Bring it all together with humor. Trying to define what makes a funny Facebook status is like trying to define what makes anything funny. Good luck with that.

First, partake in a little self-examination: are you funny? Here's a hint-if people have consistently told you that you are funny, congratulations. You probably are. If, on the other hand, you rarely hear the phrase, "You are funny," or you hear it only from someone with a perplexed grimace on her face, then you might want to rethink your funny-Facebook-status plan. Quote poetry or inspirational affirmations instead.

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Once you've established that you're plausibly funny, it's time to focus on status-writing. Why try for funny? Because Facebook is a much better experience when you make them laugh. Without humor, Facebook is an avalanche of cute-kid sayings, gourmet-meal photos, boastful travelogues, and ideological diatribes. Humor lightens the load. Be that essential person who cracks everyone up. They will all owe you one, whatever that entails. You set the terms.

The Art of the Funny Facebook Status

It's generally easier to define what's not funny and then skew it accordingly. You can go for exaggeration-a common comedy approach. Or, if you have the genetic makeup for it, try absurdity. Just don't get too crazy, or you'll tip the scales into annoying. Facebook, with its myriad of pyramid-scheme-like games and meaningless quiz spam, is annoying enough. Don't add to the problem.

Here are a few typical Facebook status samples, with altered versions for comic effect.

Not funny: "Foofie is the cutest doggie in the whole world!!! I love my precious to pieces!!" (Who doesn't feel that way about the family pet? It's so generalized the meaning becomes vaporous.)

Better: "Foofie needs to learn that boobs are not stairs." (This is specific, slightly absurd, and yet somehow believable.)

Not funny: "Exhausted from work...is it Miller Time yet???" (No one wants to answer rhetorical questions, especially ones written by ad copywriters 25 years ago.)

Better: "Schnapps-it's not just for breakfast anymore." (Yes, it's exaggeration-we hope, for your sake-but turning clichés into improbable life philosophies is potential comic gold.)

Not funny: "Wah-la! Seared Foie Gras in 12 steps." [Posted with an image of a perfectly styled dinner.] (Now all your friends eating bowls of leftover popcorn will feel cruddy as you smugly gorge yourself.)

Better: "I just had a series of mishaps in the kitchen worthy of a Peter Sellers movie, circa 1968." (Invoking an archetypal comic genius with self-effacing imagery makes you everyone's clumsy, lovable friend, not a self-important twit.)

Not funny: "Placed in today's triathlon and featured in Runner's Weekly! Time for pizza, brews and hot tub, in that order!" (Tally up the polite congratulations in your comments, you dull-witted narcissist.)

Better: "Public Service Announcement. Attention male runners: I know it's hot, but I beg of you, please put your shirts back on. Thank you." (Now you're serving the community and everyone is with you, not rolling their eyes.)

Not funny: "Paris truly is lovely in the spring." (Everyone's jealous. Enjoy the vacation.)

Better: "My fake French accent isn't going over too well. Maybe if I shout more...?" (Embrace the ugly American stereotype-it's refreshing. Everyone can relate, and that's what social networking is all about.)

Facebook, though constantly updated with quotes and images, can sometimes feel a bit stale. Throw in an unexpectedly funny status at your discretion. Your friends will reward you with heartfelt LOLs.

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Saturday, August 11, 2012

How Can an Old Man Get a Younger Woman? It's Easy!

Usually, people on the street thought that young women who go for old men are going after their money and not for love or sex. Or an old man who thought he can seduce a young woman is foolish. These myths are losers' thoughts. Do not go there! I will bring you to see winners' way of seducing younger women and how an old man can actually be together with a young woman! It is time to get excited once more...

So how can an old man get or seduce a younger woman? Let me recite to you a real life story...

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During my teenage years, I came to know this beautiful, straight and cute girl. As we were in the same social club, therefore we met several times during gatherings and somehow we clicked like magic. Or so I thought. We chatted all sorts of things and were extremely comfortable with each other. When the club had outings, we were always together enjoying ourselves.

How Can an Old Man Get a Younger Woman? It's Easy!

So one fine day, I decided to pull up my courage and ask her out for a date to a tea party and dance in the campus. During the party, I noticed she was very un-natural and irritated. When we were going home, I told her that if she was not comfortable with me, we could still be a brother and sister. She immediately smiled and hug me, and thanked me for being so understanding!

Now, why am I telling you older men this? You would say that all this has nothing to do with older men chasing after younger women! Let me enlighten you then... In my real life story, it is about a young man going after a young girl. Now, even if a young man cannot excite the young girl to a level where the girl sees that he is the man of her life, what is there to talk about for older men? Get my point?

Here is the interesting part.

Whether it is young women loving old men or be it that you are an old man longing for a young beautiful woman or any young poor soul who is very interested in a beautiful girl and wants her badly, the laws of seduction are the same. Let me explain...

How to seduce a younger woman or attract a beautiful straight woman, there are certain pointers that you have to identify.

Old man seducing young woman tip 1:

First and foremost, the level of attraction that everybody usually ends up with, is a level of attraction in friendship. Please note, that is not the level of attraction we want to reach. For our needs, this game of seduction cannot be successfully achieved if the woman is not sexually attracted to you!

To be captivated in a sexual manner, a woman must be able to picture herself with you, doing all sorts of petting and getting intimate together that eventually leads up to love-making on the bed!

The reason why losers cannot tell you what to do to seduce any woman even if he holds a masters degree, is because these women's sexual needs come from the very basic part of their brain that are instincts and not logic conclusions. These instincts can be triggered by any man, young or old!

So what happens when a beautiful young woman gets attracted to an older man is this - she feels captivated by the older man even though her brain tells her that the man is old and not her type! She cannot conform to her logic thinking but becomes the old man's slave when he tells her to do anything he wants! That is where we want to arrive!

Old man seducing young woman tip 2:

After you have acknowledged seducing beautiful young woman tip number one, then you will be able to grasp other pointers that I will now tell.

Humour the girl but do not become a clown instead. If you had watched all those James Bond movies and Jim Carrey shows, you will come to notice the difference in those two men. One is an older man who seduces any woman he wants and the other is a comic hero whom the crowd adores. Do you want to become the man that beautiful ladies want, on their beds to sleep with? Or do you want to be the talk of the town that everyone jokes about?

Learn the ways of articulate seduction and you will be able to convince the girls! Do not say that her ass is too big, say something like there is a mount fuji on her ass and you will make her blush!

Continue to humour her and attack her sensually by either humouring about her or telling her stories of real people making out with one another. Why it has to be real people is because you need to get her to feel the sexual tension in her body. If you cannot get to this part, you need help and lots of it...

Old man seducing young woman tip 3:

Your confidence level. Yes, this is not to be taken for granted. If you do not have any confidence when seducing that young woman, no matter what seduction method you used, you will not be able to perform the seduction phase right. What you need to do is to overcome the fear of rejection.

Try out all sorts of seduction methods on anybody and of course not on your primary target first, to see if you have reached the confidence level in the art of seduction.

If you have, you will get a bonus point by getting the women you have tried to test out, to sleep with you! If not, do not fret, just keep getting your confidence level up and do your best to emotionally linked up sexually with the other woman.

If the girl rejects the old man that you are, just walk over it and test out your seduction methods on other young women. Most likely, you did something wrong during your seduction phase like not able to see eye to eye and attract her attention, that sort of thing.

The art of seduction is easy, even for an old man to a young woman, once you know that the laws of seduction is all about attracting the primitive sexual urge and lust of a woman's soul!

Once you know how to get beautiful women seduced, those young women old men phenomenon will become an old wife's tale to you and you can take on any challenge of attracting any beautiful, young, straight, demure woman!

How Can an Old Man Get a Younger Woman? It's Easy!

The Seduction Game is all about the mind. If you think you can do it, you already have won the game.

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On the other hand, if you think it is too frightful to meet beautiful seductive women, less talk to them - well, you might be better off to stay with your computer forever and ever... Enough said.

Your dream to the phenomenon of seducing beautiful women is HERE!

Enjoy your new revelation on the laws of seduction of beautiful women.

Yours Sincerely,
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